Please note: we actually launched this. This is real. 

"Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn't stop us from launching Shamrock THICK, the latest seasonal home run from Duke Cannon. Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," our innovation team has perfected the most creamy, deliciously minty, and, to be clear - non-edible - body wash. Like other Shamrock-themed liquids, Shamrock THICK will not be here long, so grab ye a bottle or two b'fore they sell out.  

PRODUCT SPECS OF THIS REAL PRODUCT: 

• Packed with rich, gaelic lather 
• THICK has a 3x thicker viscosity and Shamrock THICK is even thicker
• Wicked minty scent is actually good 
• 17.5 oz. bottle will last longer than a keg of green beer 

17.5 oz. bottle

INGREDIENTS: WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, GLYCERIN, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, CITRIC ACID, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, GLYCOL DISTEARATE, HYDRATED SILICA, LAURETH-4, POLYQUATERNIUM 7, POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM BENZOATE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, PHENOXYETHANOL, GREEN 5, YELLOW 5, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM)